Wood Ticks and Laughing Fits
Adventures from Wisconsin to North Carolina and beyond.
Monday, October 12, 2015
Dear Crotchety Woman
You walk on the path 'round the lake every day. Today you clapped and shouted at a flock of tired geese gently snoozing on the bank. I saw you. I talked to you and I can't believe you.
Clapping and shouting at sleeping birds is uncool. You had to go out of your way to approach them. You are a tool! You scared the whole flock and generally caused a ruckus on the end of the lake.
Smiling and saying, "They poop everywhere!" does not excuse you or your actions.
I wish I could burst into your bedroom or bathroom to clap and shout at you during your quiet time.
I hope something large poops on you.
In your hair.
And down your back.
Oh, your walking shoes look stupid and your windbreaker has a big stain on it, ya jackwagon.
Crows?
I had this excellent idea to begin feeding a murder of crows. I had dreams of them bringing me gifts and maybe feeding them by hand. You can imagine how stoked I was.
The crows haven't been back since I posted my idea to the blog. Are they telepathic?
At least the fish are biting in the lake. Well, its a big pond really. Maybe I'll take the paddle boat into the middle and see if I can jig for crappie. The bass along the shore are a guaranteed catch with a white jig and curly tail soft body. Pull that same jig fast through the top ten inches of water and its pretty close to a strike each cast.
Lets see what the middle of the lake has to offer mid day.
The crows haven't been back since I posted my idea to the blog. Are they telepathic?
At least the fish are biting in the lake. Well, its a big pond really. Maybe I'll take the paddle boat into the middle and see if I can jig for crappie. The bass along the shore are a guaranteed catch with a white jig and curly tail soft body. Pull that same jig fast through the top ten inches of water and its pretty close to a strike each cast.
Lets see what the middle of the lake has to offer mid day.
Friday, October 9, 2015
Crows!
I finally have something fun to write about!
Crows!
A whole murder of them hang out in the tree at the edge of our patio. I know what some of you are thinking. No, I'm not going to capture one of them and no I'm not going to capture two of them. But, I am going to feed them.
Crows have been known to bring gifts to people who feed or rescue them. There are a few stories on the internet of it happening to people in the past.
Can you imagine receiving treasures from a murder of crows?
I'm so excited!
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