"There's too much carbon monoxide commin out yer pores."

I stepped on a wasp today. I dropped to the ground like a sack of crap and rolled around in pain. My neighbor lady saw it and asked if I was ok. I said that I had been bit by a wasp. This was her reply:

"If you git bit by a wasp it means thers to much carbon monoxide commin out yer pores."

I said no, I stepped on it, and its carbon dioxide from our breath that they go toward. She said, "HAHAHAHA, everyone knows that you can't breathe carbon dioxide or you will die."

I asked her if she was still in nursing school. She said, "Um, yeah, but its hard cause they git real detailed wit things. They should'n make us learn stuff we wo'n use. Like do nurses really need to know anatomy? We don' do surgeries do we? So if we aint cuttin people up then why we got ta know it?"

Her level of stupid made the pain in my foot go away for a few moments. Maybe she will make a good nurse after all.