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Sunday, February 2, 2014

Pro Tip

Pro Tip: Olive oil in a warm bath will leave your skin soft and help to lock in moisture.

Pro Tip 2: Your feet will be slicker than eel shit on the bottom of the sea!
Be prepared to crawl out of the tub on all fours or run the risk of slipping and bashing nude parts of yourself into random porcelain items throughout the bathroom. DO NOT be fooled by the absorbancy of the bath mat. You gotta dry the bottom of your hoofs darn good or you're gonna dance like a naked crazy person the moment you step off the mat.